funny jokes for minecraft
Married For Now
by sola_cola
"My fiancé is a high school student?"Sohee, an Omega drowning in debt, has two choices: marry a younger chaebol Alpha, or sell himself to an older yet violent loan shark Alpha.Ah, there's a third option, too."Should I just off myself or something?"***#omegaverse #dominantalpha #powerbottom #collegeromance #healing
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
For My King
by Matli_Unicorn
What would you do if you met a mysterious charming stranger, but could never fully see his face?That was the very predicament Cloud Belmont found himself in. It was unusual to find the spark one had been searching for, for so many years on Palace Grounds, but somehow they had found each other. Although this mysterious man knows everything about Cloud. Cloud has not even seen the face of the person he spends endless amounts of hours with. Follow Cloud’s journey on finding out who the man is and h…
Funny jokes
by Habib_Chowdhury_4908
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Fighting For Eternity
by Sabin_Subedi_Fei
Check out: Crazy Monk Also Dual Cultivates?Check out: Sword Devil Also Dual Cultivates?Life is full of dangers in this world, only the strong have the right to raise their voice. A world filled with countless creatures, fighting for a single thing. How can a boy who walked out of the lowest region fight in such a hegemon with a sealed dantian? He who vows to kill the heavens learns about his true enemy, prepares the strongest War legion, and conquers the Universe. He holds the system, condenses …
Anything For You
by Phoenix
Emerald Azure, an aloof werewolf, Alpha of CRESCENT MOON pack who is not blessed with a Destined Mate by Moon Goddess happens to cross his ways with Scarlet Lozenge, a normal human girl only to get surprised learning her true identity and falling for her deeply, even after cutting the knots of deadly Blood pact and enjoys his love life after centuries, but things take a different turn with the entry of Dankein Cosh, king of Dream-Catchers who happens to be entangled with both Scarlet and Emerald…
Back for Her
by Ariesstarzwriter
Everyone knew that Damon and Sky were best friends.But to Damon, she was his Baby girl. Always would be.Skylar's heart broke when Damon left for the army for 5 long years. But now he is back and he is Back for her. Sneak Peek" He was my first kiss, Damon, I can do whatever the hell I want"I shout angrily at him. My back was suddenly pinned to the wall, his fingers against the base of my throat." you and I both know that I was your first kiss baby girl, don't you ever forget that" he snarled angr…
Devil For Rent
by snaisy_
Ameera Saveri, adalah seorang mahasiswi yang memiliki pekerjaan sampingan sebagai "Pacar Sewaan" dengan tarif yang cukup tinggi. Namun dia tidak menyukai sentuhan, sehingga dia melarang kliennya menyentuh.Lalu dia bertemu dengan seorang lelaki yang ternyata berprofesi sama seperti dia, hanya saja dia bukan manusia melainkan "Iblis" yang sedang menjalankan hukuman di dunia manusia.=======Ikuti kisahnya yuukk ...Berikan dukungan untuk penulis ya, karena kalian akan mendapatkan kisah yang luar bias…
Waiting for Mark
by A.C. Katt
For more than a year, Reggie Mitchell has been sitting at the end of the bar in the Sunset Club waiting for Mark Randall to see him as something other than a customer. He's been in love with Mark for close to two years, but Mark only sees him as a rich college kid trying to go slumming with a bartender. Then Mark gets in trouble helping Reggie's friend Bobby.<br><br>Now a violent ex-lover is threatening Mark. Reggie offers Mark the safe haven of his basement apartment. Can Reggie convince Mark t…
For Rent or For Real
by Terry O'Reilly
College student Ted Davis is desperate for money. Without a source of income he’ll be forced to quit school and return home to his homophobic stepfather who cut him off when he was caught fooling around with his best friend.<br><br>While working as a waiter, Ted meets suave, handsome Trace Morrison, who offers Ted a job as an escort. Ted is reluctant at first, as he doesn’t believe himself to be gay. However, when Trace seduces him, Ted realizes his stepfather’s assessment of him was correct.<br…
Sweet For You, Ruthless For Others
by I_Nana_Firdausi
Warning! Mature ContentHernia is his to care for and he doesn’t care what the world thinks of that.>>>>>>>“We could date instead,” Hermia suggested, her voice laced with uncertainty.“I don’t date,” Niklaus replied coldly, his piercing gaze unwavering.Hermia blinked, caught off guard. “So it has to be marriage?” she asked, her tone laced with disbelief.“Yes,” he deadpanned, not a hint of hesitation in his voice.Her frustration bubbled over. “But we don’t even know each other!” she whined, throwin…
Bound For Love
by Desiree Holt
Author:USA Today best-selling and award-winning author Desiree Holt writes everything from romantic suspense and paranormal to erotic. and has been referred to by USA Today as the Nora Roberts of erotic romance, and is a winner of the EPIC E-Book Award, the Holt Medallion and a Romantic Times Reviewers Choice nominee. She has been featured on CBS Sunday Morning and in The Village Voice, The Daily Beast, USA Today, The (London) Daily Mail, The New Delhi Times and numerous other national and inter…
Hot for Teacher
by Paris Dixon
When the invitation arrives, successful erotica romance author Paige Gillette has mixed emotions about attending her ten year high school reunion. Until she views the guest list, that is, and discovers that Vincent Martinelli, the man voted "Most Popular Teacher" by the class, will also be in attendance.<br><br>Just recollections of the sinfully handsome "Italian Stallion" -- as the girls loved to whisper behind his back when they weren't too busy fainting -- sends adrenalin rushing through Paig…
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by funnyjokes2090
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Recipe for Romance
by J.M. Snyder
Preston Pruitt put aside his dreams of becoming a gourmet chef at a high-end restaurant to raise his daughter while her mother was on active duty in Afghanistan. Now Abby is a precocious eight-year-old in love with fairies and princesses, and Preston works at an unimaginative and monotonous job as a short order cook.<br><br>Abby has her quirks, and when she tries to wear a pair of costume wings for her school pictures, her father is called to help talk her out of them. That's when Preston meets …
Fit for Love
by M.L. Robish
"Hi. I’m Luke." That smoldering gaze I admired up on the billboard was now staring back at me in real life. I was so surprised that Daniel’s celebrity client was Luke Mulligan. THE Luke Mulligan. I cracked my gum like a teenager, shocked at the revelation. “Hi. I’m…Stella.” It took me a minute, but I wasn’t that star struck that I forgot my name. Just my manners. I cracked my gum again, unable to blink. The man I had watched for hours upon hours onscreen was standing before me. “The trainer,” …
JOKES ON YOU
by namelessfriend
HELEN IS A BAD GIRL OR MABYE THE WROST .SHE KILLED THE FATHER OF THE MOST KIND GIRL OF THE SCHOOL.YET THE KIND GIRL SHOW LOVES TO HER BUT HELEN FAR WAY FROM THAT KINDNESS MAYBE SOMEDAY SHE WILL CHANGE WHO KNOWS CAUSE IT HER FREAKING BUSINESS NOT MINE.....